Medical Whiskey Hillbilly

Just pour me some a that there stuff
And send me out there in the buff
Can’t promise we’ll arrive on time
This here thing don’t turn on a dime

Whether you’re drunk, homeless, or dead
Can you please just not shit this bed
My partner cleaned it up real good
That jackass is a real fine dude

Dispatch is so full of dumb pricks
I hate going out to the sticks
To pick up some disgusting doff
Who broke his dick while jerking off

Buckle up son, and hold on tight
There’s an ambulance race tonight
I’ll throw down twenty bucks for us
You try not to crash our lil’ bus