Philip K. Dick, Not Philip K.

Philip K.’s Dick

We have scanned you darkly
And are happy to report that
Science could not further you,
Mr. Hung Bull
Nor could plastic and prosthetic
Or prophylactic shields

Our majority report finds that
Even your prostate is admiral
Your precious high castle stands tall
Oh, Phillip Kafka
And there lies the absurdity

How could a loser like you
Be ever so well endowed?

Please, defend your position
In zero words or less

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