Picture My Id
Whip out my wallet and I’ll show you a mirror
A picture of a smiling, well-adjusted young Id
A player of basketball, football and hockey
That trophy you see there — he won it, he did
You have an Id, too — well, check it and see
How the hell could he be so smart?
What do you mean he’s better than me?
Better put that picture of yours far, far away
Know what I think? Your Id’s quite Ug-lay