What would you Really be Aiming at, if you Went Hunting with Junior?

Jordan Arizmendi
Mar 4, 2019 · 3 min read
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What would you pay to hang out with Donald Trump Jr.? Better yet, how much would you pay for a raffle ticket to go hunting with Donald Trump Jr.? If I made a list of things I would like to do this weekend, hunting with Donald Trump Jr. would be right between a root canal and listening to the Glenn Beck show.

However, for just a small fee, the Hunter Nation website is offering this tantalizing dream to come true.

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Trump Jr. is a hunter. Why would city slicker Donald Trump Jr. be a hunter, I couldn’t tell you. The reason he has given is quite indicative. “You can’t stay out all night partying if you’re waking up at four or five to head to the tree stand.”

Is hunting a sobriety mechanism for Donald Trump Jr.? He had a big drinking problem while going to college. Fellow classmates used to call him Diaper Don, cause he would get so trashed, he’d pass out and piss himself. People

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But apparently, now Junior has changed. Instead of drowning his insecurities and phobias in a tub of alcohol, he crouches in a bush and shoots a beautiful animal grazing in the distance.

I’d bet Junior drives around in a REALLY big car. Usually, men who NEED to hunt also NEED to be seen in big cars. Are you making the Freudian connections here? Someone is a little insecure with their manhood.

Another interesting explanation as to why city slicking Junior is hunting, could be the hatred he has for his father. As I write in a previous article,

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Let’s face it, republican politicians aren’t the greatest hunters. Remember when Dick Cheney went hunting and shot a fellow hunter after confusing him with an animal?!

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Maybe Junior and Cheney should go hunting together.

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