SATIRE

The Powerful Reasons Why Animal Control Should Hire Me

I can’t do any worse

Photo by Guillaume de Germain on Unsplash

This is Part Two of one million articles on how I would manage sh$t better in my world than it’s currently being run. In the last article (which was also the first article of this hard hitting series), I told you all about how I would change Buzzfeed for the better with my extremely accurate quizzes…