TEXAS INDEPENDENCE

A Tour Through the Republic of Texas in 2032

Let’s take a drive through those rugged highways

The Texas Republican Party has voted to demand a secession referendum in 2023. This story is about a road trip after they get their wish.

Along with me on this road trip are my three Texas friends: John “Big Hat” McCoy, Robert Francis O’Rourke, and Dan “The Crane” Shaw. Dan used to be Dan Crenshaw but had to change his name to avoid death threats. Robert changed his name from Beto after he…