Buttergate

An udder disaster

Image credit: Megumi Nachev on Unsplash

The Great White North is normally a peaceful realm of dark forests and endless frozen tundra.

But now these much-too-polite Canadians are rushing from their igloos and log cabins and trailer parks in angry revolt. Consumers have discovered that their butter no longer reverts to puddles of oily gloop at room temperature like it used to, but instead remains solid, and they want to know why.

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Francesco Rizzuto

Francesco Rizzuto

Everyone’s favourite Emmanuel Goldstein. Lives in LaLaLand. Chills at www.francescorizzuto.com