POLITICAL POETRY
Dirty Political Limericks For Filthy Lying Fascists
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5 min readMay 10, 2021
Last year I released An Anthology of Anti-Trump Limericks to great acclaim. Several liberal grandmothers said they “loved it” anyway. And while writing about the failed former president gets old, I’ve found other MAGA muse to inspire great works of poetry. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy some of the finest dirty political limericks ever written by me in the past year.
There once was a man named Rudy
Who liked to relax when off duty.
He would loosen his pants
For a little romance
But was left high and dry with NO booty.
A cow-suing man from Tulare
Brought cases that had not a prayer.
Each suit was just dropped
Like a giant cow flop
And it left Devin Nunes in despair.
