Fear Not, the Billionaires Shall Save Us

Once again the elite rush to the rescue of humanity

Photo by Stephen Leonardi on Unsplash

I shed tears of joy when I heard that the mega-rich hadn’t all abandoned us. Here I was, praying at my altar to capitalism, invoking the holy trinity of Bezos, Musk, and Gates when one clarion voice called out from the ever-full vaults of currency.