True Confessions

Hi. My Name Is Exxon Mobile and I’m a Mass Murderer

If companies are people, too, can I be charged with murder?

Hi. I’m a mass murderer. I’m just gonna get that out there right now.

Funny name, though, right? While you’re running for your life from a climate fire or hurricane, I’m looking in the mirror going, “why did I end up with such a goofy name?”

Anyway, my lawyers (I have lots of them) told me back in 2010 after the U.S. Supreme Court decision…