GOT WOOD?
I Am a Log
Why vote for a Trump when you can vote for a stump?
Good evening. I am a log, and today I’m making it official; I am running for President of the United States.
It was never my intention to run for public office, but lately, the signs are overwhelmingly in favor of my candidacy. Wherever I travel in this great land of ours, more and more, I’m…