I Don’t Think You Guys Are Panicky Enough

Stop being so damn selfish

Author’s favorite Armageddon friendly t-shirt

Despite the valiant efforts of our mainstream media talking heads and fear porn writers, it seems like some of you are not curled up fetal in a corner babbling incoherently.

Way to ruin the curve, people!

Take a moment to pause and appreciate how hard these entities work to ensure you remain…