SATIRE

I’m Done Buying Cheap Chinese S*%T!

Except for a new MacBook, iPhone, Apple Watch and Air Pods

Okay, it’s the Thanksgiving holiday, aka Black Friday weekend, and I’ve yet to see any rants about it on Medium, so I guess I’ll be first.

Every year, I make a New Year’s resolution not to buy any more Chinese crap, but I rarely make it through Groundhog Day. This year, however, has been different. I’ve scrupulously avoided all things Chinese with the exception of eating at my favorite restaurant.