Immigrants Ruined America

So let’s go find a country of our own!

Submachine gun (top), leaf blower (below). Author composite image. Source: Wikipedia and Home Depot

This week, I watched a posse of white horsemen whipping Black people along America’s troubled southern border and, while it made me want to vomit, I literally experienced an epiphany.

No, I didn’t perceive the Second Coming. I didn’t learn the Meaning of Life either. Instead, I learned what it means to be American and I’m going…