Humor, Politics, and Political Satire
Let’s Read Trump’s Next Campaign Speech before It Happens
Since we can predict what he’ll say, this should be easy
Isn’t it great that the only people who will watch The Predator in Chief’s campaign speech tonight in front of North Carolina Republicans are North Carolina Republicans?
The rest of us don’t need to. We know how the speech will go. It will look something like this:
“Thanks for being here. It’s tremendous. A record-breaking crowd. It’s like the Super Bowl without the communists.”
(loud applause and cheering)
“How many people are here? A hundred thousand? Two? Of course, the left-wing media will send out doctored photos and videos saying only a few thousand are here, or maybe a few hundred. But we know the fake media can’t keep us down!”
(loud applause and cheering)
“And look at all you patriots. Not one mask!”
(loud applause and cheering)
“In August, when I am re-instated as president, I will ban masks permanently by executive order.”
(loud applause and cheering)
