POLITICS AND HUMOR

MAGA: Making Attorneys Get Attorneys

Don the Con’s Consiglieres at risk

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Hey lawyers! Want a great job representing an ex-President? With little experience required, you may face disbarment, loss of reputation, incarceration, and the enormous cost of legal representation to defend yourself. But fame is within your grasp!

Only you can determine your own FAME to SHAME-ratio.

All that’s necessary is your willingness to lie and work on files not ethically or legally appropriate. Oh, and the client won't take advice and may confess his guilt in speeches or social media posts. Also, be prepared to present then lose spurious cases, like the 65 bogus court cases Trump filed to prove the 2020 election results were fraudulent.

One more thing, you’re working pro bono. That is, you may submit an invoice, but it might as well be written on toilet paper or a top-secret document.

For advice on seeking this position, we suggest referencing other Trump lawyers to find out if this job is the right fit. It’s just a small sample, but Google the following people:

Christina Bobb, Jeffrey Clark, Michael Cohen, M. Evan Corcoran, John Eastman, Boris Epshteyn, Rudy Giuliani, Alina Habba, and Sidney Powel.