SATIRE

Masturbators Are Serial Baby Killers

Please join my campaign: Legislation, Not Masturbation

(Warning: Please refrain from reading this piece if you are offended by explicit language or subject matter of a sexual nature.)

Like every other red-blooded, cisgender fellah (that’s what they call us now, right?) I’m guilty as sin. I’ve been…

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Rand Bishop

Rand Bishop is a Grammy nominated songwriter, activist, and the author of five books. His latest is TREK: My Peace Pilgrimage in Search of a Kinder America.