SATIRE

Masturbators Are Serial Baby Killers

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Praying For Forgiveness, sketch by the author

(Warning: Please refrain from reading this piece if you are offended by explicit language or subject matter of a sexual nature.)

Like every other red-blooded, cisgender fellah (that’s what they call us now, right?) I’m guilty as sin. I’ve been…