TEXAS POLITICS

Samsung Says It Wants the Last Drop of Texas Water

Texans will need to fill their swimming pools with something else if they want to swim

What do you do if you’re Greg Abbott, the theocratic despot of the state nurturing America’s most recent backlash against American women if the guy gunning for your job is closing in on you in the polls?

Here’s what you do. You get your Korean corporate sponsors to invent a story that will help you get re-elected.

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Charles Bastille

Charles Bastille

Hyperbole enthusiast and author of MagicLand, available at your favorite bookseller: https://charles-bastille.com All stories © 2022 by Charles Bastille.