POLITICAL SATIRE

The Constitution Gets Fired for Cause

Your elitist-looking calligraphy has created a hostile work environment

R.D. Zaharako
Politically Speaking
3 min readDec 31, 2021

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Dear Constitution,

We regretfully inform you that your employment with our country is canceled, effective immediately. As outlined below, your termination as our founding document is directly related to…

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R.D. Zaharako
Politically Speaking

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