Donald Trump Is Never Wrong
You have to realize that Donald Trump never makes mistakes.
Just ask him and he’ll tell you. Anyone who disagrees with him, contradicts him, accuses him of breaking the law, accuses him of lying, accuses him of raping them, of scamming them, is a disaster, a monster, a stone cold loser, a fat pig, not his type, but Donald Trump isn’t wrong. He can’t be. It’s virtually impossible for Donald Trump to be wrong, criminal, or to have said or done anything reprehensible. If accused of wrongdoing by anyone, that person is an Obama and Hillary loving communist lunatic, a nasty woman, a racist, and what they’re accusing him of is “illegal,” or “probably illegal.”
You have to realize that Donald Trump is always a victim, of someone’s “illegal” prejudice against him. Everyone else is wrong. Trump is always right. He knows more than the Generals. He has the best words. He went to the best schools. Only he can fix it, whatever it is. He is the greatest president of all time, with the exception of, perhaps, Abraham Lincoln. Donald Trump is your favorite president
Before the 2020 election, he told you the only way he could lose was if the election was rigged. He then proved the election was rigged when he didn’t win. He can’t be wrong, therefore the election was stolen from him. He already told you he couldn’t lose, and we know he can’t be wrong, therefore, he couldn’t lose. Like a football game, where one coach tells the press before kickoff, if we lose, the game was rigged. That’s the only way we’re going to lose. So the game ends, they didn’t win, of course the game was fixed. Take his word for it. He warned you. And that’s the only way Trump could lose, Trump said, if it was rigged. Like he said, he won in a landslide. You have to believe him, because he’s never wrong, about anything, ever. He can’t be.
Trump is perfect. Just believe him. Everyone contradicting him is a communist, socialist, a monster or a mutant. When the FBI raided Mara Lago to recover classified documents, Trump said they belonged to him. The FBI “illegally” raided Trump’s compound, he said. Despite the fact the FBI had a Federal warrant to do so, Trump said it was “illegal.” Trump is always right, so they must be wrong. Trump told his lawyers to say he didn’t have them, but they wouldn’t do it. Trump said he could declassify all of these documents “with his mind.” They were his. Trump was a victim. And Trump is never wrong. Trump told the FBI that they had them all, but the FBI returned and found more, after Trump instructed his assistants to move them, and erase security camera footage of them doing so.
Whatever the case, whatever Trump is accused of, you have to realize he’s incapable of breaking the law or being wrong under any circumstances. They’re not after me, he said, they’re after you. I did nothing wrong. But it’s you they’re after, not me. How could they be after Trump, when Trump’s done nothing wrong? Trump can’t be wrong, even when his Trump University was found to be fraudulent, and he paid 30 million dollars to claimants who sued him. He did nothing wrong. When E. Jean Carroll won 5 million dollars in a defamation suit against Trump, accusing him of raping her in Bergdorf Goodman’s Manhattan department store in 1996, she did it because “there’s something wrong with her,” Trump said. There’s nothing wrong with Donald Trump, and anyway, “she’s not my type.” And Trump should know, because Trump is always right. He never lies. He’s never done anything wrong. Only he can fix it. He has the best words. He’s a stable genius. He knows more than the Generals.
They’re coming after me to get to you, Trump says. It’s all political. For some strange reason, they’re accusing him of crimes. Obviously they’re after you instead. Just trust him. 91 felony counts in 4 jurisdictions, but you have to trust Donald Trump, because he’s always right, and these scumbags, pigs, monsters, losers, communist socialist racists, nasty women and mutants from “shithole countries,” are after you. It’s you they’re after, not Donald Trump. How could they be after him? How could he ever break the law when he’s never done anything wrong? It’s disgraceful, what they’re doing. Donald Trump is perfect.
Donald Trump is never wrong.
Ron Clinton Smith is a film actor, seen on “True Detective,” “Hidden Figures,” “Just Mercy,” and a writer of stories, songs, poetry, screenplays, and the novel Creature Storms.
