‘The Social Network’
- What, you wanna hire an IP lawyer and sue him?
- No. I wanna hire the Sopranos and bit the shit out of him with a hammer!
I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try — but there’s no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention — you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing… Did I adequately answer your condescending question?
Okay… Good luck with your video-game.
- Eighteen thousand dollars?
- Yes.
- In addition to the one thousand dollars you’d already put up.
- Yes.
- A total of nineteen thousand dollars now.
- Yes
- Hang on.[Mark sarcastically adds up the 2 amounts on his notepad]
I’m just checking your math on that. Yes, I got the same thing.
A million dollars isn't cool. You know what’s cool? A billion dollars.
This is a once-in-a-generation holy-shit idea!
- What are you doing?
- Checking in to see how it’s going in Bosnia.
- Bosnia? They don’t have roads, but they have Facebook.
Everyone at Harvard is inventing something. Harvard undergraduates believe that inventing a job is better than finding a job.
- You must really hate the Winklevosses
- I don’t hate anybody. The Winklevi aren’t suing for intellectual property theft they are suing because for the first time in their lives, things didn’t work out the way they were supposed to for them
