5 Reasons why Porterfetch is Better than Your Boyfriend

Porterfetch
Porterfetch
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2 min readNov 9, 2018

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There aren’t a lot of things that we can’t do, relationship can. We deliver your favourite food that offers you with emotional support, we are always willing to keep you company on a Friday night and we will never argue with you.

There are so many reasons why we are better than a relationship, it’ll make you wonder why we aren’t official yet…

1. We will never judge you.

Even when you’re ordering Dim Sum that’s enough for 5 people to eat alone or Fishball Noodles without the Fishballs, we will never judge. You get what you want, with whichever toppings you want! Extra Bak Chor for your Bak Chor Mee? Done! You can never expect that in love.

2. We will always be here for you.

Your partner loves to play hard to get. They make you wait hours and hours just for a reply. We will never do that. We deliver food you love within minutes!

3. You’ll never get bored of us.

You get to choose from a variety of restaurants and cuisines on our website, and yes, you can always try something new every time. And nobody’s gonna judge you for eating chicken rice continuously for a week.

4. You don’t have to share food with anyone.

In relationships, you have to learn to deal with things that you’re unhappy with. You might have to share your favourite sides with your partner and sometimes they steal your food without asking. With us, your food is in safe hands. You don’t have to share with us, you deserve to savour every bite.

5. Who else is going to deliver your cravings in the middle of the night?

Got a specific craving in the middle of the night? We are here to make sure you get exactly what you want. Whether you’re craving for Nasi Lemak or Hokkien Prawn Noodles at 2am, we will get it for you. All you have to do is to relax on your couch and we will handle the rest.

We are all the benefits of a relationship, and none of the hassle. What are you waiting for? Let’s make us a regular thing.

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