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It’s April’s fool and you need a prank. Fast. Don’t worry, we got you.

Simply find your nearest convenience store and let us handle the rest. Whether you want a box of chocolates filled with wasabi, or replacing the Oreo icing with toothpaste, we are here to deliver the pranks!

Here are some pranks you can Porterfetch on April Fools!

1. Toothpaste Oreo Prank

You will want to prepare your camera for this. This is one of the oldest prank in the book, but it’s a classic. Replace Oreo frosting with toothpaste and make sure that the first piece of Oreo hasn’t been tampered with. First you’ll take the first piece of Oreo, eat it and try offering the rest to your victims. Then you wait. 😈

What to fetch: Oreo ($2.20), Colgate Toothpaste ($1.65)

2. Mixing M&M’s with Skittles

Alternatively, messing with your victims’ mind sounds fun too. Mix M&Ms and Skittles together and put them in a bowl. Alternatively, you can put the M&Ms in the Skittle’s bag and the Skittles in the M&Ms bag. If you’re feeling a little extra, you can remove the M and S letters with water and put them in a bowl. It’ll be like playing Russian roulette and it will mess with your victims so much that they might have an existential crisis.

Hint: This prank is best played on someone who loves eating M&Ms or Skittles in handfuls. Imagine having those 2 different taste and textures in your mouth. Even Satan will cringe.

What to fetch: M&Ms ($1.90), Skittles ($1.60)

3. Pregnancy Kit Prank

Disclaimer: This pregnancy prank may break your relationship. You might have to think twice before executing this prank.

But in case you want to still proceed, here’s a detailed set of instruction on how to fake a positive result: https://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Positive-Pregnancy-Test

What to fetch: First Choice Pregnancy Test ($14.90)

Got your victims? Now get your pranks fetched.

Everything you need is available at your nearest convenience store. And don’t worry, it’ll be our little secret. 😉

Happy April Fool’s Day! 🥳