How To Guarantee Your Writing Makes No Money (13 Ways To Stay Broke)
Follow these sensible tips to stay safe in your poverty
This is unbelievable.
There’s some crazy people on the internet. Who want to make money from their writing. How ridiculous is that? Now I realise you don’t want that. Earning a side income so you can treat yourself sounds horrific.
As for gaining enough traction to quit your job and do something you love. That’s absolute torture. And no sane person wants that.
But don’t worry. I’m here to stop you from falling into the trap of success. Follow my 13 sensible tips. And you’ll be safe from making any money.
Play platitude bingo
Stuff your paragraphs with trite advice. Write sentences that look great on a cheap fridge magnet. But are useless in real life. This can be great fun. And is certain to turn readers off.
If you’re stuck for wayd to do this. Try ChatGPT. It oozes generic advice.
Tell yourself you’re not ready
Sometimes you’ll be tempted to create a digital product. It’s so easy to do. It doesn’t cost anything. And is risk-free. This triple combo can be fatal for your wallet.