Is Tom Brady Gay?

No. But, why in the world does anybody think that’s funny?

Rand Bishop
Prism & Pen

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Tom Brady getting roasted, photo from Netflix by the author

“Holy shit! This man is gorgeous!”

Will Farrell, in his Anchorman guise, Ron Burgundy, was spot on. Tom Brady is an exceptionally (even ridiculously) attractive man. One might say the guy is actually too pretty, too perfect to be real.

After blurting out that exclamation, Farrell’s infamous character proceeded to remind himself why he was standing at the mic in front of a celeb-packed audience…

“I’m here to make fun of him… not fall in love.”

I hadn’t planned to watch the Netflix Roast of Tom Brady. But, I happened across something online about Kim Kardashian getting booed by the crowd at the Kia Forum. So, morbid curiosity won the day. I had to see what that was all about.

To my disappointment, before making the show available for re-streaming, Netflix had neatly edited out the booing. So, I never got to see the part of the broadcast I was most interested in.

Reportedly, the negative backlash was in response to Ms. Kardashian’s quip about roast master Kevin Hart being “…the smallest black dick I’ve ever seen.”

In my opinion, that was a pretty clever joke — especially, considering the source.

Funny…

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Rand Bishop
Prism & Pen

Bishop's latest book, the semi-autobiographical novel, Long Way Out, is available in e- and print editions through most major online booksellers.