Kyle Rittenhouse Versus My Cousin

Wisconsin laws and white straight males

I was in middle school when my 19-year-old brother bragged about being with a minor teen girl at a wild, drunken, drug-filled party. “I got laid,” he said, taking another shot of whiskey in his room.

(Side thought. Is Matt Gaetz in prison yet?)

My brother’s story had every legal ramification of my male cousin’s mishap with a fourteen-year-old boy. The younger approached the older and everyone was drunk. Needless to say, my cousin was permanently listed as…