The Best Remedy for a Nasty Case of Ingrown Gender Norms

I’m tired of people assuming I’m allergic to nail polish

Image of the author’s toes — taken by toe owner

Public service announcement (or intriguing literary hook for my kids): I’ll be saying the word “penis” once or twice in this article.

As a penis owner, 85% of the time that I walk into a nail salon it’s assumed I’ve got an allergy to nail polish…