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The Gay Detective: Curiosity Killed the Cat Burglar

You just never know when your day’s gonna go completely to shit

Elle Fredine
Prism & Pen
Published in
6 min readJul 31, 2024

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Curious tabby cat peeking out from behind a doorway
Photo by Bogdan Farca on Unsplash

Lennie Cavanagh, cat burglar and middle-rank jewel thief, died early Sunday morning. Tangled in his spare rope, hanging off a fourth-floor fire escape. His toes inches above the pavement.

“What’re the odds? Another foot an’ he’d a’ been home free.” Harry shook his head. “Must’ve been having a real bad night. Not like Ol’ Lennie to be so careless.”

Harry’s sergeant, Ed, rounded the corner of the elegant brownstone. “Building manager says the complex is empty. Replacing the water mains. Tenants are all abroad or staying with relatives.”

One of the crime scene techs who’d worked his way up the fire escape to the fourth floor waved. “You gotta get into this apartment. I’m sending pictures.”

Harry’s phone dinged. He took a quick look. “Ed, get the building manager to open up. And get a team in there. The boss and I’ll be right up.”

He held out his phone. Heavy drapes blocked most of the light but the morning sun spilled through a narrow opening. Revealed in stark detail an elderly couple, bound together, unmoving, on the floor.

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Elle Fredine
Prism & Pen

West-Coaster, born and bred; Weekly Tales in fiction, dark/horror/fantasy, poetry, humor, feminism, writing, relationships, and love