The Salt Fork Murders — Chapter 15
Le Bal Masqué
by Courtland Wade
“The pants are too short — I look ridiculous.”
“The pants are just fine, Dewey,” Susan said. “Now, hold still while I get this tie on.”
“I made it 43 goddam years without putting on a damn tuxedo. I thought I was home free,” Dewey Parchman grumbled.