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“Transgender Humans Was One Of My Better Creations.”
The world needs more human unicorns
God, in Her infinite wisdom, put humans on Earth to work things out for themselves.
She stepped away at the beginning and gave them “Free Will.” Well, humans have shown a natural talent on how to make a mess of things.
Dolphins, elephants, ravens, chimpanzees, and even pigeons have done a better job sharing the world than humans. None of them invented wars, nuclear waste, plastics, or daytime game shows. They generally all get along unless someone gets hungry.
God just lets things chug along. If the humans make a mess, She expects them to clean it all up. Strangely, regardless of how long it takes, they generally do.
But sometimes she likes to tinker, just a little bit.
It makes Her feel better. It makes Her feel needed.
That’s where I come in.
She created me to tweak moments in human lives and, hopefully, make a difference. I like the job, but sometimes it takes infinite patience to make a human see common sense. They can have such massively thick walls of just plain silliness that amaze me some times.