5 Reasons Harley Quinn Should be the Next President of the United States of America

Introducing Harley Quinn — the least absurd presidential candidate, of 2016.

1. Feeling imprisoned by a corrupt Washington Elite? Quinn gets it.

2. Forced to choose between Chauvinism or Elitism? Say “Bite me.” Vote Quinn.

3. Concerned about ISIS? Don’t be. Quinn’s foreign policy team includes Will Smith.

And this gentleman.

4. Walls along the Border? Super secret trade deals, no one gets to see? Na, no thanks.

5. In a Quinn Presidency, the Joker gets to be First Man.

Vote Quinn. Only Love Can Save the Republic.