Don’t Get Fucked Over

Warning: Stay away from a woman like this.

Augusta Khalil Ibrahim
5 min readApr 5, 2016
I hope none of this stuff happens to you in 2016.

Open letter to Prussian Blue

Hey, I hope none of this happens to you in 2016:

That the woman you were in love with promises to buy you books as a purportedly heartfelt birthday gift and dosen’t deliver.

You never got the “To-set-a-watchman” book she invited you to select as a birthday gift. Photo: Annie Spratt

When you remind her of her promise and offer her an opportunity to make it good again, she tries to crush you for standing up for yourself by rejecting you outright. She then tells you that the ‘books’ are sent; but in fact, she has only sent one, and the cheapest paperback edition available, at that.
That she rises from the bed where you both lay sated after lovemaking and surfs a dating site for other guys.

That she hops into bed -or perhaps just goes straight for the bathroom sex — ‘FUN! FUN! FUN!’ — with a guy she’s had on the back burner, two seconds after she breaks up with you (if not before).

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