Ode To My Uterus
The “fable” of heavy bleeding
My family was watching some crime drama show, and the suspect (cis female) had bled a sizeable amount on some sheets. When questioned, she blamed her period- it started suddenly, and with much vigor.
The size of the stain was about 4–5 inches in diameter.
My sister (not blood related; this is important later): “Oh, come on. Everyone…