The Annoying Your Friends Diet

Lose Unsightly Fat Without Cutting of Your Head

Jemas Whalen
Nov 8 · 6 min read

“Food had replaced sex as the primary source of psychopathology.”- Jordan Peterson, Renowned Intellectual

It turns out I have body dis-morphia. I had been under the impression for years that my constant exercise and experiments with diet did not affect my appearance, yet when my wife shared a picture of me making her breakfast a few days ago I looked like Zeus. Apparently, I am far closer to a socially…

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Jemas Whalen

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Martial Arts, Law, Science, Philosophy文武双全, body hacking, dyslexia

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