Dear Sally,

I know you’re actually a cat, and to my knowledge, are not able to read, but I thought a tribute to you would be a nice way to honor you!

Since we brought you home as a kitten, I have loved and adored you!

And though you hissed at me, when I carried you away from your home and mama, the only place you had ever known, I didn’t take it personally… Well, not too much. I knew you must have been scared and wondering what must be going on.

How dare I take you away from your mama who looked so much like you…??

Oh, the indignity!

The fact you are so silly and quirky, and offer comfort with your presence has a permanent place in my heart.

And though you have never offered me a massage, I’ve heard they’re quite nice. I won’t ask why… but the question remains unasked!

You are a joy to behold, and I look forward to just having you to myself if only so I don’t have to keep telling your human brother to leave you alone…

He does love you, that’s for sure. He just doesn’t know when to stop!

And since I don’t want any bites, scratches, or tears of indignation, I think it’s best to keep your contact to a minimum. I’m sure you agree.