I Was Mauled by a Fourteen-Year-Old Chihuahua

He had only two teeth left

Photo by James Homans on Unsplash

Now let it be known that I am a lover of all creatures great and small. As declared on my personal profile on Medium.

I should have a dog phobia. At the tender age of seven or so my aunt’s collie apparently took umbrage with my coddling and cuddling. And decided to munch on my right elbow.