Stop Being Weird About My Club Soda

You enjoy your drink and I’ll enjoy mine.

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Recently, I toured a college campus with my teenage son and spotted a sign in a dorm window that read “Happy Asexual Awareness Week!” I leaned over and quietly said, just to him, “I wonder if that happens before or after Unhappy Asexual Awareness Week.”

“Ok Boomer,” he mumbled in disgust and took three massive steps ahead of me for…