The #1 Trait for Lasting Peace of Mind I’ve Found (So Far)
It’s not positivity, gratitude, or mindfulness
As I clutched the phone, my legs turned to jelly.
My (ex) girlfriend had been rushed to the nearby ER — after slitting her wrist.
Giddy with hormones, my pubescent self had messed up.
Zero dates. Only booty calls. On and off as I pleased. Lame excuses to break up. Bald-faced lies to get her back.
Once I ditched her for good, she took to cutting herself.
Discovering the truth, her counselor aunt threatened me with serious consequences.
Mopping the sweat with my sleeve, I pleaded and entreated.
I swore I’d get back with her and treat her right.
Bloody lies again.
Karma Never Ever Loses an Address
2 years later, the karmic punch landed.
My super-senior, who I was drowning in love with, dumped me to fly off for her master’s.
Just as the pain started vaporizing, a smiling snap with her new boyfriend re-solidified it.
Karma had sliced open my heart — to avenge my ex slicing open her wrist.