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Diagnosis: The Middle-Aged Body

How do you know when sleeplessness, weight gain, and night sweats are simply signs of getting older or something more sinister?

Gretchen Kalwinski
Sep 28, 2019 · 12 min read

Ever since childhood, I’ve been cursed with one of those super-sensitive constitutions, predisposed to allergies, hives, stomachaches, headaches and anxiety. All of which tends to flare up during stress, such as recently, when I moved cross-country from Chicago to Los Angeles.

My husband and I had lived in Chicago for two decades and I’d also grown up there, so leaving was a fraught, bittersweet decision. But we both suffered from mild seasonal depression; were sick of grey, Hoth-like winters, and were hoping for a career boost in LA’s creative industry. The move felt right, but once the process began, my health started plummeting. Fast.

It was small things at first: I’d wake multiple times during the night and my anxiety spiked. My stomach began to hurt constantly and my moods turned erratic. At first, I ignored the symptoms. I was busy with work, husband, dog, and the move. Plus, since my health is deeply linked to my emotions, I wasn’t sure if my symptoms were somatic or physiological. All I knew was that I felt robotic, as if I was going through the motions of daily life.

I pushed through, apart from doing a few acupuncture sessions. But all the while the symptoms rattled around my memory, reminding me of the older women in my life joking about what happens to women’s bodies as they age: insomnia, weight gain, moodiness.

By the time we unpacked last March, I ached everywhere and had major anxiety and mood swings. The worst part was the lack of sleep; I was used to getting eight or even nine hours on weekends (we don’t have kids), but my Fitbit displayed my new, fitful slumber, showing only five or six hours per night.

In short, I’d just made a big, expensive, inconvenient move to a expensive and sunny coast because I wanted to feel well and good, but instead, I felt like a zombie. I was terrified that I’d made the wrong decision, and that the physical damage was permanent;I worried I’d never feel good again.

I soon realized my symptoms sounded a lot like perimenopause, the approximately seven-year period before menopause and a topic I’d been hearing about from pals and on social media. I turned up a viral HuffPo essay, a Times piece titled Puberty for the Middle Aged, and myriad articles on health sites dispensing advice about combatting symptoms of depression, breast tenderness, rage, weepiness, hot flashes, irregular periods, weight gain, and insomnia.

I started bookmarking posts about women waking at 4 a.m. with night sweats and gaining five pounds just from looking at cake.

When I talked to women friends my age, they also noted fatigue, poor sleep, and moodiness and some had been diagnosed as perimenopausal. Finally, tired of feeling so meh, I made appointments with a new internist, ob-gyn, massage therapist, and acupuncturist.

In the meantime, I reviewed those health sites. In addition to tips like getting more sleep, adding estrogen or progesterone, or going on birth control, there was advice about follicle-stimulating hormone (FSH) testing, blood panels, amino acids, herbs, and supplements. But it was hard to tell what the best options were, without guidance.

My pain and tiredness were unbearable at that point, so, while I waited for my doctor appointments, I DIY’d it by restarting my daily journaling, easy trail hikes with my dog, and yoga DVDs. I was surprised at how immediately these simple things helped.

Just a few days in, everything began to shift. By the third day, it became easier to move without pain and I slept better. During a yoga session, I had a moment where my body and mind felt connected to my breathing — as if my whole body was breathing as one entity, instead of the short, tight breaths I’d become used to. However fleeting, the feeling of being present and connected to my body again was powerful and it made me conscious of how robotically I’d been moving through life.

That sense of body awareness also made me realize that over the course of packing, moving, and re-settling, I hadn’t allowed myself to experience any of the powerful feelings that had come up around a transition was incredibly heartbreaking, painful and difficult. Instead of feeling those things in the appropriate moments, or acknowledging the depth of the life-change, I just powered through tasks and to-do lists. Despite the fact that I’m a huge crier, I didn’t cry once during the process of leaving the area where I’d grown up and lived the past 17 years, not even while saying goodbye to beloved family and friends.

I’d been too afraid of falling apart.

The closest thing I have to a spiritual teacher is Buddhist psychologist Tara Brach, and her word for this state is disembodied, when we leave our bodies and “skim life’s surface in a mental trance.”

Her teachings are about learning to fully inhabit not only love and aliveness but pain, too. In a recent dharma talk, she noted:

“Everything we most value in our lives (love, creativity, wisdom, feeling vibrant) is only available if we’re awake in our body. The poet Bokonon says, ‘Life is a garden not a road. We enter and exit through the same gate, wandering. Where we go matters less than what we notice.’”

When I saw my new doc and ob-gyn, they reviewed my symptoms and blood tests and informed me I was not in perimenopause because I hadn’t been skipping periods. Menopause usually hits around age 51 and means you’ve had a full year without menstruating.

She said I likely wouldn’t be in that phase for seven to eight years, explaining that my symptoms are just part of getting older.

We discussed the new awareness of perimenopause and she joked that I could go to the west side (LA’s bougie, alt-medicine area) and “pay $400 for a spit test” but since I wasn’t in peri, there was no need to test for things like FSH. Frankly, I was bummed: A diagnosis would have given me a more clear-cut plan than just “aging.”

My massage therapy sessions were similar; his deep-tissue treatments soothed my jangling muscles, but his tips were common sense. Take high-elevation hikes in the sun and get back to your cooking routine, he said.

You’re in bad shape, but not that bad.

Even my acupuncturist recommended mostly gentle lifestyle changes like better sleep hygiene, meditation, slowing down, and taking it easier on myself. (She also tipped me off about an urban sweat-lodge for acupressure and sweating to aid water retention and sluggishness.)

All the advice boiled down to one thing: I’d become so detached from my body that becoming reacquainted was going to be a long process — no quick fixes. When I followed up with pals, several said that they, too, were informed by doctors that they weren’t in perimenopause. We talked about the major rebranding peri had received from Goop and Other health sites.

In 2017, a viral Oprah piece, The New Midlife Crisis: Why (and How) it’s Hitting Gen X Women, noted:

“Ours is the first generation to have gynecologists sit us down as early as our late 30s and tell us that signs like weepiness, hot flashes or irregular periods could indicate that we have begun ‘perimenopause,’ a term no one used 20 years ago but now is everywhere.”

It begs the question: Is perimenopause just what we used to call “aging?” Is this new condition a marketing ploy to create another unattainable aspect of health/beauty for women to worry about (and buy remedies for) the same way we’re sold diet regimens disguised as “wellness,” 20-step skincare routines as Trump-era coping mechanisms, self-optimization via Barre class, $34 candlelit spin classes for spiritual enlightenment, and any number of solutions to things like body hair or visible pores that aren’t problems — just part of being a human being?

Is it possible that what my ambitious women friends and I are experiencing is just basic burnout that we need to treat by doing less, instead of more?

After all, rest is a radical action in a capitalistic world that ties our worth to our productivity. Maybe, as my ob-gyn suggested, the best thing to do is recognize and accept an overall lack of control around the aging process — while simultaneously instituting some sensible and consistent daily habits.

If I’m being honest, though I’ve cultivated a lot of health and self-care regimens and modalities over the years, my practice of them has been inconsistent. They’re the first things I abandon when work or loved ones’ demands come up. It doesn’t help that the list of daily routines gets longer as we age: Meditate. Journal. Stretch. Supplements. Skincare. Cardio. Pillow talk. Dog cuddles. Read. But maybe maintaining good health as you age is literally based on good habits done consistently — along with a little bit of luck.

Maybe this was what my ripe-aged women relatives had figured out. I remembered them as militant about their meal, exercise, church, and social routines (bingo, teas, tennis, choir), but now I realize it was because they deemed these things necessary for survival.

In the past, I’d been annoyed when my mom wouldn’t relax her health standards. She turns down a single glass of wine because she gets tired. She rarely misses a workout or indulges in snacks. But now I understand that the women in my family are skilled at determining what their bodies need and their reluctance to compromise on that is an act of self-love.

And perhaps my powering through and ignoring my body-mind needs was just the opposite.

I now know that certain daily health and self-care practices are no longer optional for me; they’re required. And I think that’s what my doctor meant by “you’re getting older.” She wasn’t saying to accept feeling shitty as an inevitable part of aging, but to accept that my body was literally no longer able to settle for substandard care.

I clearly had to find a way to acknowledge my emotions. I now recognize that much of my pain was fallout from not just ignoring my body’s needs, but also the grief and pain I felt about leaving home for a new city where I felt rootless and insecure.

And there are feelings around perimenopause itself. Not around losing my childbearing ability (I’ve never wanted children), but there are feelings around a loss of time. Reaching a point where there is even the possibility of perimenopause hearkens questions about where I’m at in life: What have I accomplished? What dreams are unfulfilled? What would people say about me if I were gone tomorrow?

I haven’t wanted to be a mother largely due to the lack of social support structures U.S. mothers have and because I’ve been engaged in a long process of nurturing and becoming myself.

Although being child-free has removed certain responsibilities from my plate, it’s created pressure to live a life that’s purposeful enough to make sense to the rest of the world, which often seems to be comprised of women who did choose motherhood.

That’s both a burden and a privilege.

I’ve been thinking about the etymology of perimenopause. In Greek, “peri” is “near,” “meno” means “month,” and “pausa” is Latin for “a stopping.” So, a woman in perimenopause is in the time before the monthly cycle stops — and I’m in the time before that time. So, what do you do before there is a stopping, a pause; a change of life? You prepare.

You get ready.

So, in this stock-taking, midlife-crisis-y moment, if I’ve got only a handful of years before this change, what do I want the second half to look like? What are the most spiritually and civically responsible ways to move forward on my goals? Write a book? Engage further on social justice issues? Adopt more pets? Cultivate more creativity? How do we create lives that will fulfill and sustain us?

I’m proud to have a survival toolkit. But I haven’t learned how to make a daily priority of small pleasures. I’ve got a holy card my grandmother kept on her headboard that reads, “Take time to play. It is the secret of perpetual youth. Take time to laugh. It is the music of the soul. Take time to read. It is the fountain of wisdom.”

And it occurs to me that it’s the little bits of daily humanity and sensory pleasures we allow ourselves that will help us get through the challenging times. By doing those mundane things I know I need, even if they seem silly or extraneous (deep belly-breathing, journaling), I’m building a wellness reserve.

Because I’ve seen how repressed emotions and self-care can back up on me, I know I have to stop moving through life’s struggles on autopilot, robotically.

So the new questions are: Do I love my life enough to stick to a 9 p.m. bedtime? To give myself the slow mornings I need? To not indulge in TV binges or Instagram scrolling before sleep? To take a walk and call a friend when I’m anxious, instead of curling up in isolation?

To breathe deeply and feel all my feelings, even painful ones that have to do with lost loved ones and immigrant children in cages and climate change? Do I love myself enough to not check out; to stay conscious and face the world’s ugliness, along with its beauty? To be present, here and now, every single day? Even in all the pain and chaos and mess of the world?

During an acupuncture session last summer, when I was having relationship struggles with several people in my life, my acupuncturist popped needles into different points in my legs, ears, and stomach. The last needle was at the top of my chest. The moment it went in, I felt a brief but searing pain and a rush of tears fell from my eyes. Leigh held my hand, and whispered that our lungs are where we hold our grief.

For the entire hour-long session, tears continued gushing over my face and neck as I was forced to grieve some important things I’d pushed aside. That session was a gift. It helped me face some relationship issues head on and led to our LA move. It was also the last time I’d cried in almost 18 months.

But two months ago, I went home for a visit, and basked in the balmy Midwest summer and the love-glow of friends and family. One night, I stopped on my street in my old neighborhood, where I’d felt so connected, secure, and known — the opposite of how I felt in LA.

The long-delayed tears came fast and furious. I felt all the most painful things at once — the utter, all-encompassing safety and love from my community, and how I’d removed myself from it for an uncertain future in an overwhelming city. That moment was a gift, too. And that’s how I’ve decided to think about this most recent round of pain — with gratitude.

Whether my symptoms were due to peri, aging, or stress, I’m grateful for them because they returned me to myself with awareness and embodiment, after a long journey away and adrift.

Looking for remedies for perimenopause? Read about the 12 things I tried to help with symptoms of perimenopause (or whatever you want to call it).

This essay was originally published in Jumble & Flow’s Adventures in Perimenopause series.


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