Everything Is Better Than “Better Than Chocolate”

The last time I felt this strange about being gay was probably around the time of my 5th-grade baptism into the Southern Baptist Church.

Laura Bullard
Oct 16, 2019 · 5 min read
// photo from Canadian Film Day

For context, I’ve always been an A-for-effort kind of woman. I honestly prefer the underrated. I live in a small town in the deep south best known for an 85-year-old hot dog restaurant, and I genuinely believe it’s the best place to live in the entire world.

Y’all, the next sixty minutes of content nearly destroyed me.

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