5 Halloween-Inspired Sex Positions To Get Your Freak On

Remember how fun it was to get all spookily dolled up and go trick-or-treating when you were a kid? Now that you’ve all grown up, Halloween is still a lot of fun, but of a very different kind! Hiding behind a mask feels so liberating, daring you to do things you would never have done before. The titillating fear in the air makes the whole thing a lot more exciting.

So, go on, get your freak on. Take role-playing to the next exciting level with these Halloween inspired sex positions and turn all your darkest fantasies into reality:

  1. Bobbing for Boobs

Foreplay is always a lot of fun, but this Halloween position may literally make you crack up with laughter. Fill in your bathtub, get naked and jump in. Blindfold your partner and have them kneel either beside the tub or, if there’s enough space, join you in the water. Next, tie their hands behind their backs (no cheating, ok?). You know what’s coming next. Your partner must bob their head in and out of the water until they catch your boob in their mouth. Foreplay has never been this fun, I tell you!

  1. Unwrapping The Mummy

Wrap yourself in bandages and lie down on your back. Have your partner lick, kiss, and stimulate every part of you as they slowly unwrap all the bandages, sending waves after waves of excruciating pleasure all over all your body. When they’re done, you can spice things up even more by using the bandages for a bit of that oldie but goodie bondage.

  1. Monster Fun

Have you ever wondered what it’d be like to have sex with a vampire, a werewolf or any other sexy monstrous creature? Well, now you can actually do it. Get yourself to the fancy dress shop and buy whatever costumes gets your juices flowing. Once you get home, cut out the sections around the genitals and put them on. I don’t have to tell you what comes next, right?

  1. The Ghost Rider

This time, it’s your turn to ride. Get your partner to lie on the edge of the bed with his bums and legs off it. Straddle them and ride them facing the opposite way. To make things even spookier, put a white sheet over your head. You’re a ghost, remember? You’re not supposed to be seen.

  1. The Sexy Bat

This one is a bit complicated, but a lot of fun if you manage to pull it off. Have you partner hang upside down from a stable shower pole, pull up bar or anything like that (warning: before you attempt it, make sure it really is stable and can hold them for a while — put a mattress underneath if you can for extra security). Once they’re locked in place like a bat, position your mouth at each other’s genitals and enjoy a bit of 69-ing. It adds a titillating twist to an old classic, don’t you think?

Ready to unleash all your sexual demons in the bedroom this Halloween?

Happy sexy Halloween to you all!!

Evy

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