Useless Idiot Watch

Shocker: Moscow MAGA

Duh … where y’all been for the last decade

Bummer about the Sixers

What an April. Dodged the start of WWIII two weekends in a row. Trumpty Dumpty in the dock. W’s dynasty run sputters out. And now the Murdoch propaganda empire calling a spade a spade, or rather, a лопата a лопата.

If this is a preview of the rest of Apollo’s Seasons run-in to November, oh Happy Day.

Can you imagine how “demonstrably heterosexual beauty” (well … to the Crossfit masculine end of the spectrum, granted) MTG felt the last few days, when her Dear Leader cut her off at the knees?

“That’s how he repays my loyalty?!?!”

Welcome to the Jilted Spanko Lickspittle club, sweetie. Sucks, don’t it.

Har.