Quatria
Published in

Quatria

The True Origin of the Mandela Effect

What does the Mandela Effect have to do with the Quatria Conspiracy?

YOU’VE PROBABLY SEEN ON REDDIT…

READERS OF THE QUATRIA CONSPIRACY HAVE PROBABLY SEEN ELSEWHERE ON REDDIT HOW SOME PEOPLE BELIEVE A CONSPIRACY THEORY CALLED THE “MANDELA EFFECT” (VARIOUSLY SPELLED AS “MANDALA EFFECT”). IT IS THE ETERNAL QUESTION OF WHETHER THE MISCHIEVOUS BOOK BEARS COMMONLY FOUND IN DENTISTS’ OFFICES WERE CALLED “BERENSTEIN” BEARS OR “BERENSTERN.”* WHICH ONE IS THE ‘TRUE SPELLING’ FOR YOU MUST DEPEND ON WHICH BRANCH OF THE MULTIVERSE YOU PROBABLY ARE COMING FROM —

*(I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS SPELLED “BEARSTAIN” MYSELF.)

— OR SO THE THEORY GOES ANYWAY. WHAT MOST CONSPIRACY THEORISTS FAIL TO TAKE INTO ACCOUNT IS THAT THE RABBITHOLE HERE GOES DEEPER, MUCH-MUCH DEEPERER…

STRANGE CERN TUNNEL RITUAL

WHEN THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER TUNNEL WAS OPENED, IT TURNS OUT THAT THEY TUNNELED TOO FAR INTO HYPOGEIC SPACE AND DISRUPTURED A PARALLEL DIMENSION, THE MAGONIAN DENIZENS OF WHICH WERE NOT TOO HAPPY ABOUT, AND CAME FORTH FROM THE OTHERWORLD IN THE LIVE VIDEO CAPTURED BELOW:

IT IS CURIOUS TO NOTE THAT WIKIPEDIA (SCREENSHOT BELOW) HAS A VERY CONFUSING ENTRY ABOUT THIS UNUSUAL RITUAL, SAYING ON THE ONE HAND THAT IT WAS A “HOAX” AND THEN LATER QUOTING CERN OFFICIALS SAYING THE RITUAL DID HAPPEN THERE BUT WITHOUT “OFFICIAL PERMISSION?” WHAT KIND OF DOUBLE DISINFO IS THIS??? WHAT ARE THEY TRYING TO HIDE?

THE INDEPENDENT, A UK NEWSPAPER IS CITED UNDER FOOTNOTE NUMBERED [4] ABOVE. HERE IS AN ARCHIVED VERSION IN CASE THAT ONE GOES DOWN. FROM THAT SOURCE:

“A Cern spokesperson confirmed that the video had been filmed there, but said that it had been made without permission or knowledge. Cern said that it doesn’t “condone this type of spoof” because it can “give rise to misunderstandings about the scientific nature of our work”.”

THE BBC HAS ALSO BELOW SOME VERY-VERY INTERESTING KEY POINTS OF THE CEREMONY, WHICH HAS A DECIDEDLY QUATRIAN OVERTONE IF YOU ASK ME…

THE HYPOGEUM “OPENS!”

ACCORDING TO SCIENTISTS, WHEN THE CERN TUNNEL WAS DUG THEY STRUCK UPON ANCIENT LAGOM-ZALTHYRMIAN TUNNELS.

“They say the Zalthyrmian tunnels, at times, go along the veins of the Great Vine itself, from whence each ensuing world as fruit is born.” ( — MACHEF, ‘THE LOST DIRECTION’)

MORE TECHNICALLY SPEAKING, THEIR REALITY MINERS INTERRUPTED THE PREALITY CHAIN-MATRIX WHICH HAD BEEN HOLDING THE QUATRO-MAGONIAN AND OUR DIMENSIONS APART, SLIGHTLY PHASE-SHIFTED FROM ONE ANOTHER BY WAY OF AN OPEN (CLOSED) LEDGERBOOK. IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND BLOCKCHAIN AND CRYPTO-CIVILIZATIONS THAT GOOD YET, “DON’T WORRY.” IN OTHER WORDS, THE HYPOGEUM WAS OPENED WHEN IT WAS NOT NORMALLY SCHEDULED TO BE OPENED, AND “ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE.”

THE TUNNEL OF MATARAX

THERE ARE MANY IMPORTANT THINGS TO KEEP IN MIND HERE. SO I WILL TRY TO LIST THEM ALL BECAUSE TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE. (MAYBE I WILL RUN OUT OF TIME SO I WILL HAVE TO DO THEM NEXT TIME, WHEN I HAVE TIME. SORRY ABOUT THAT IN ADVANCE.)

WHAT MOST OTHER BLOCKCHAIN CONSPIRACY THEORISTS DON’T REALIZE ABOUT THE HYPOGEUM IS THAT ONE OF ITS MANY FACETS IS CALLED IN CLASSICAL QUATRIAN MYTH THE “TUNNEL OF MATARAX,” AND IT IS ACTUALLY THIS (WELL, PROBABLY, ACCORDING TO RESEARCHERS IT’S 98% LIKELY) THAT CERN STRUCK UPON WHEN THEY SET OUT TO MINE THE EARTH’S CORE FOR IMMUTABLE PARTICLES FOR THEIR QUANTUM BLOCKCHAIN EXPERIMENTS.

AS BONIFACIO VALDEZ FAMOUSLY WROTE IN HIS 1982 MASTERWORK, “THE DESCENT OF THE PEOPLE OF ANTHUOR:”

“‘Buckwheat Woman sang to Anthuor that The People were restless, that the time had come to find the Next Space. Anthuor bowed, and Matarax (1) descended from Anthuor’s antlers. Matarax stood in the Exit Place, circling down, circling again, creating the ladder, going down into the sky of the Fourth Place, the Sky below the Ground. (2)’

The People of Anthuor traveled from the Third Space to the Fourth Space by descending into Matarax’s tunnel, climbing down, and emerging into the Sky. From there, they lived for a time in a land of mythical “cloud sailors” called Magino or Majona, eventually tiring of moving with the wind and moving to the land below.”

WHAT HAS THAT GOT TO DO WITH THE PRICE OF ICED COFFEE?

I’M GLAD YOU ASKED. OUR TOPIC WHEN WE BEGAN WAS THE MANDALA EFFECT, AND WE ENDED UP DELVING INTO THE INTRICACIES OF ANCIENT QUATRIAN MYTH AND LEGEND. I’M AFRAID IT WAS NECESSARY TO EXPLAIN HOW SECRET QUANTUM BLOCKCHAIN EXPERIMENTS INVOLVING MATTER-WAVES ARE THE TRUE CAUSE OF THE MANDALA EFFECT.

DESCENDING THE TUNNEL OF MATARAX (QUATRIAN MYTHOLOGICAL COLLECTION, IMPERIAL MUSEUM)
DESCENDING THE TUNNEL OF MATARAX (QUATRIAN MYTHOLOGICAL COLLECTION, IMPERIAL MUSEUM)

I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THAT EVER SINCE THE HYPOGEUM “OPENED FOR BUSINESS” AGAIN, AFTER IT’S LONG PERIOD OF ISOLATED INTROSPECTION AND INTER-DIMENSIONAL HYPER-SOLITUDE, ITS INHABITANTS AND ITS CONTENTS AND THE PHENOMENOLOGICAL CONTENTS AND INHABITANTS OF THE ‘WIDE LANDS’ (AS THE MAGONIANS/MAJONANS AND QUATRIANS CALL THEM) HAVE BEEN SPILLING OVER INTO OUR REALITY OF LATE, OR WHAT WE SHOULD MORE PROPERLY CALL “LEGACY REALITY.”

BECAUSE OF THIS, YOU MIGHT NOTICE THAT SOME HISTORICAL ELEMENTS OR FEATURES THAT WERE ONCE SUPPORTED ARE NO LONGER SUPPORTED, AND SOME THAT WERE NEVER PREVIOUSLY SUPPORTED ARE SUDDENLY AVAILABLE WITHOUT EXPLANATION. I GUESS WE CAN OFFICIALLY SAY IT IS A “WEIRD TIME TO BE ALIVE.”

/SIGNING OFF UNTIL NEXT TIME/

--

--

Get the Medium app

A button that says 'Download on the App Store', and if clicked it will lead you to the iOS App store
A button that says 'Get it on, Google Play', and if clicked it will lead you to the Google Play store