A Queer History of the Cabbage Patch Kids

Did a doll change the world?

Jonathan Poletti
Sex Stories

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One of the strangest features of the 1980s, the strangest decade ever, was a craze for a doll. Everyone wanted a Cabbage Patch Kid.

But why? The doll is “weird or unnatural, even unattractive or ugly,” as Daniel Acuff puts it in a 2010 book, What Kids Buy and Why.

It wasn’t feminine—or masculine? Looking through the history of the Cabbage Patch Kids, I wonder if I’d choose the word—queer.

Andy Warhol, “Cabbage Patch Doll” (1985)

The story was that a young sculptor from Georgia named Xavier Roberts had designed it.

That a young Southern man was sewing, and selling dolls, was already a bit unusual? Xavior was always identified as a ‘bachelor’.

Xavier Roberts yearbook 1972 (colorized)

He was born in 1955. A 1984 book, William Hoffman’s Fantasy: The Incredible Cabbage Patch Phenomenon, noted that Xavier’s father died when he was five. His mother went to work in a textile factory.

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