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1 min readApr 12, 2023
He started masturbating on a crowded train.
Granted, it was the most interesting thing going on during my morning commute, but still it was a little jarring realizing the person sitting next to me was jerking off.
But not too jarring to watch.
After all, he wanted an audience, so I gave him one. And the performance was lackluster. If you’re going to show off the goods to a bunch of exhausted people going to work in the morning, at least have the decency to be packing in the pants.
You came shortly before my stop. If you think you were the fodder for some workplace masturbation in a bathroom stall, think again. Turns out, no one going to a job they hate at 7 a.m. gives a shit about your puny, little dick.
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