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1 min readMar 13, 2023
If you’re trying to get off, don’t stick cement in your ass.
Now this really should go without saying, but for a man who was admitted to the emergency room after deciding he wanted an enema made of concrete mix, the problem didn’t seem so obvious. When he tried to get off by having his lover pour the mixture into his anus with a funnel, he quickly learned the hard way (pun intended?) that there are much easier ways to get anal stimulation. After having the cement in his butt for four hours, he suffered unbearable pain that he explained to doctors was caused by “fooling around” with his boyfriend. No word on whether or not the cement was the glue that would hold the couple together.
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