FICTION
Diary, 1984: March 18th
The mystery is solved and I’m not sure what I think about it!
Dear Diary,
Sally’s brother is to dieeeeeeeeee for. She’d totally kill me for saying that! I know he’s older, but I swear he looked at me once. His accent is….like TOTALLY TUBULAR OHMIGOD. He has the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen. Even when he yells at…