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Planet of the Apes: The Musical – Apeortunites

A parody song

I wrote this last spring during March Madness. I only shared it in a place where no one was going to be critical. Occasionally, I have the urge to do more like this, so I thought I would post it here to get actual writers’ thoughts.

A commercial played constantly during basketball last year that used the lyrics to Opportunities by the…



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Alan Simpson

I am a semi-retired former librarian who writes about a variety of topics. I review TV shows. I review books. I write about what is happening around us.