Oh DMV

You were the first

You remain the original

The first American institution to treat all equally , no matter what color or class — with distrust, disgust and disapproval.

Your brand of customer service soon spread across this great land ushering in an era of impatience and incompetence.

7am, standing. in your shadow , 70 folks deep, 10 different languages ringing out .

Clutching yellowed proofs of legitimacy.

Seeking approval from the small, hairy apple faced woman as she dreams. of an early morning screw from the hollywood action hero she will never meet.

Another morning in America