The Fall of the British Royals
It’s coming faster than you think!
Wracked by scandal, plagued by gossip and snookered into repeated breaks with tradition, the British Royal Family has recently reached a critical juncture in their struggle to retain supremacy.
Much like the Catholic Church, this monarchical structure is heavily reliant on ancient laws, customs and traditions to support their claim to divinely sanctioned reign; laws which were written in the medieval era (or Dark Ages if you prefer) and bear no relevance to today’s society.
Ever since the French Revolution, the Windsor Family has had to live in fear of widespread enlightenment, innovation, evolution and progress. The intellectual advancement of their subjects threatens their monarchy’s survival; the very notion of democracy is anathema to their continued existence.
In a time when most remaining monarchies have been either been stripped of their power and rendered defunct, or like the oppressive, authoritarian regime of the Saudi Royal Family, enforce their rule through the barrel of a gun, the Windsors have had to work arduously to carve out a place for themselves in contemporary Britain.
Through careful maneuvering, prudent posturing and the best public relations team money can buy, the Windsors have managed to curate an image of themselves as the…
